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Hrs & Hrs was such a great song until y’all started putting it over videos of you doing lash extensions, feed- in braids, and frying crab legs.
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Chick – fil-a need a atheist crew that works on Sundays fr
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For me, being “chill” is getting to the airport three hours before take off so l can sit in a restaurant directly across from my gate and be anxious about missing my flight from there.
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Why do we call it red onion when it’s quite clearly purple, been thinking about this for a while and getting quite worked up.
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A loaded bank account, a healthy relationship and a comfortable life is all I want
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you ever be in the middle of a threesome and start thinking damn these bitches really running a train on me right now
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Can’t turn a hoe into a husband neither
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Somebody please teach me how to scam… I need a million dollars by Friday
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So many kids grow up thinking they have a deadbeat father whole time all they really had was a very bitter mother