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Renting a bae for October so we can go to corn mazes and haunted houses Lmk!
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Buying a house in 2021: “180,000
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Made my husband dinner after our argument since he wants to act like a child
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When he’s making you taste your musty Coochie first and you got a pretend like it tastes like it pink starburst so you can get head
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Being sneaky behind a good person back will always catch up to you remember that
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Remember this holiday season if someone buys you a $30 gift and they get paid approx $10/hr, they paid about three hours of their life to get you that gift
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When you finally learn that a person’s behavior has more to do with their own internal struggle than it ever did with you you learn grace
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They saying you a singer too auntie, and they saying Davis a rapper and y’all got a song together called ‘all I need’
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I guess I do need a man after all