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As an “adult” I always forget that I can literally get in my car, buy a cake whenever I want and no one can stop me March 12 2022
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“When you become an aunt, you will mature” Me being an aunt:
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Cougars is a term used for pretty women 40+ if you 40+ an ugly you a hyena
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If ur mama never sold you for $500 during tax season… then you not an authentic hood Nigga
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I got to stay the fuck off indeed, I got an interview to be a pastor in the morning
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Permanently unavailable for people who thought I was an option now get the entire fuck out my face love
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When she realizes that tall dude she went home with All Star weekend wasn’t an actual NBA player.
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He hoppin in that mf like it’s an Uber he about to tell it all
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Begin your day with an I get to mentality