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Trying to explain the first time you got an orgasm
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When someone asks if you have an Android charger
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Don’t talk to me when I wake up I need an hour to defrost
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Ass grabbing is an important part of every relationship
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I be so mad I forget to say shit in an argument
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I’m from NY where domestic violence is a requirement for an apartment
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Just imagine going to an orgy and nobody wanna fuck you
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My wedding cake gonna be an edible and I’m not warning anybody
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People who can’t communicate think everything is an argument