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I’m at the point “don’t talk to me unless you wanna husband me” stage
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Imagine falling asleep waiting on a text back and waking up to still no text back
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If you were ever one of my closest friends at one point in my life, I just wanna let y’all know I randomly think of you, and always wish you’re doing amazing in your life.
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I can’t wait for cookouts and drunk summer nights I’m already ready
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I will look you straight in the eyes and drink Pickle Juice right out of the jar.
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When women want to make baby’s I they want to know what your mix, I tell Cheetah and lion
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WHEN YOU WERE JUST GETTING A RIDE FROM YOUR FRIEND TO THE LIQUOR STORE AND YALL GET PULLED OVER AND YOU HEAR HIM SAY UNDER HIS BREATH AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE NO BITCH
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When you cut the lights on and realize she wasnt as wet as you thought
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It’s during the toughest times of your life that you’ll get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. Notice who sticks around and who doesn’t, and be grateful to those who leave you, for they have given you the room to grow in the space they abandoned.