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Happy birthday Debbie One layer purple and pink black betty the boo cake
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baby im two totally different people when i care and when i dont.
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I won’t ever tell you what you can and can’t do. I’ve signed up to be your partner, not your parent. If you wanna put yourself in a position that can ruin what we have,
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Before I go to therapy and talk shit about you does anyone want to apologize to me
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Those male friends who are literally just male friends and never try to be anything else are important
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When you in the shower and you hear… “no you called my nigga phone who the fuck are you”
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Nobody about to hide me. Yeah we talk and be fkn Raw too
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Today I asked a kindergarter if Friday was his favorite day of the week and his response was, I don’t know. I don’t know a lot of thing
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And next up in the Roaring twenties, We have on deck a massive flying spider invasion! Coming soon!