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When you’re using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls
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You can’t cheat on a girl that knows about psychology you’ll cheat on her and she’ll tell you it’s because your mother never loved you as a child and you fear of abandonment makes you ruin things now you’re depressed
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My neighbors are bored as fuck
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My neighbors are bored as fuck
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Why don’t men live as long as women well:
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It doesn’t matter what we do as long as we’re spending quality time together, I’m happy
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As soon as you find a matured partner you’ll see that there was nothing wrong with you
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The capitol must have Craig and day day as security
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Your child’s manners say more about you as a parent than how fly you dress them