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May all the food I eat on Thanksgiving go straight to my ass amen..
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I’m not gonna lie I know the impact I have on ppl. Whether we dated, were friends etc… you will always remember me and randomly think of me. No shade but I’m a dope ass person with a good heart and that shit isn’t as common as you think
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Idk who needs to hear this but here goes… throw all them old ass sauce packets out that’s in that drawer in the kitchen. them mfs old as hell
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Thanksgiving ain’t a time to try shit if yo ass can’t cook don’t
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Niggas is out here buying they girls salons. Whole ass places of business stop fucking with these I wasn’t by my phone ass Niggas
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I’m not even gonna lie, I’m a bit of a pain in the ass
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My husband staring at me With love and me what dumb ass? wanna fight?
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U have been glad somebody stopped fwu take yo bad spirit having ass on
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Bet you saw a sandwich with yo fat ass