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My girl literally watched me get the hell beat out of me at the gas station and didn’t help me once the fight was over well dude stop stomping me I was so pissed at her she helped me wipe the blood out my eyes and said babe if I helped you fight and dude beat the hell out of both of us who gone drive home and cook and clean and watch the kids while you play 2k right then and there I knew she was the one for me
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When niggas cheat at least we cheat with the nothing ass bitches females always cheat with a nigga that’s actually doing better than you like when tf you start liking astronauts
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When I’m minding my business at a cookout & some random black lady says that food good ain’t it baby you tearing up
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This how my phone look at me when its on 2% but I’m too lazy to go charge it
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Some of us matured early because life showed us the worst side of the world at a early age
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How you look camping outside for some Jordan at the age of 30
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Yall wanted this ‘cuddle’ weather now look at you
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We will talk about hairline later where are the ears at
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Y’all think judges lay in bed at night and think I ain’t have to give that nigga no 85 years