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Learn at home using tech
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How the fuck your gone tell me you ain’t ugly and I’m looking dead at you
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If you not tryna eat at multiple outdoor restaurants & get lit off margaritas at 5pm this summer bye
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Me at the irs building tryna see wtf they doing with my taxes
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When you get out of the shower and stare at yourself in the mirror wondering where it all went wrong
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When you mad at bae but she’s walking around in booty shorts
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Flight depart at 10 Black people at 10:05
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Me sneaking into the kitchen with no pants on at 2:24 am to eat shredded cheese
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Just heard a mfer at the dmv say since my license suspended don’t touch my fucking organs