-
I relate to fireworks because I’ve also been known to make a dramatic entrance get lit quickly have a blast command attention scare a few people end the night with a bang March 18 2022
-
Kim better than me I would’ve been let Kanye ass back in the house March 14 2022
-
lan been back to Hooters since
-
when billie eilish said “i ruined so many things that could’ve been amazing because i was sad” i felt that
-
Son why ain’t no crackheads been sick … lord I hope the cure ain’t crack
-
When your barber could have been a surgeon but institutional racism limited his opportunity. March 20 2022
-
I hate humans bro..I should’ve been a bike or some shit
-
Do you ever just meet one person and at first it is awkward then you start talking and it’s like holy shit where have you been all my life
-
Have y’all been to the grocery store lately Everything $100.