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Imma gorilla glue my dick inside you so you can never fuck another Nigga
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A friends just pointed out that underdog’s nemesis Simon bar sinister looks just like Rudy Guliani and now I can never unsee it
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Do it because your kids deserve a mother they can brag about
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I have a nightlight in my room so the boogeyman can watch me jerk off. I ain’t afraid of no ghosts
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If you can sell your ass you can start a business
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Truth is like a dog whistle only certain people can hear it
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You can only add two things to this plate of simple rice, name them
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I will overthink my ass right into a attitude
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Single women masturbate like this just so they can go to sleep at night