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When ppl sit down at Panera and be like I’m so glad we did this
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Ain’t nobody stronger than a bitch tryna keep a nigga from pulling her pants down cause her coochie stank
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7year old me at 2am debating if I should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
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Im really a multipurpose friend I’m down for whatever club yoga gym church the dj art show a shoutout just call me
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The ability to sit down with another person and talk for hours about anything is more attractive to me than anything else
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When you stop dealing with somebody and your life starts to get better don’t go back friend cousin sister Idc who it is leave that evil spirit right where they at cause their only goal is to tear you back down and God is saying open your eyes I’m tryna level you up
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Wee Man: I’m at the park with my kids me: dis is coming down the slide rn
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All of these plates are flipped upside down except one once you see that one they’ll all be right side up
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Struggles are required in order to survive in life because in order to stand up you gotta know what falling down is like