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When she realizes that tall dude she went home with All Star weekend wasn’t an actual NBA player.
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Idk what this dude is going thru but I feel him.
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If a dude tell you he single FT him around 10pm-3am if he don’t answer he got a BITCH!
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My girl literally watched me get the hell beat out of me at the gas station and didn’t help me once the fight was over well dude stop stomping me I was so pissed at her she helped me wipe the blood out my eyes and said babe if I helped you fight and dude beat the hell out of both of us who gone drive home and cook and clean and watch the kids while you play 2k right then and there I knew she was the one for me
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Most niggas be thinking the side nigga is some new dude in his woman’s life NO NIGGA I’ve been hitting that for like 3 relationships now nigga you new to us
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Can’t do double dates cause I compete so if a dude kiss his girl I’m eating mine out
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When you finally let the ugly dude hit and realize you should have let him beat your littles swamp months ago
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I hate a suck my dick to get me hard ass dude listen here gummy worm