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What’s equivalent for men. Like women receiving flowers. What are men “flowers”?
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For me, being “chill” is getting to the airport three hours before take off so l can sit in a restaurant directly across from my gate and be anxious about missing my flight from there.
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Why do we call it red onion when it’s quite clearly purple, been thinking about this for a while and getting quite worked up.
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The ultimate thanksgiving feast plate is I. Stock at dollar tree! This for all my ‘I don’t want my food touching folks.
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The older you get, the more you realize how precious life is. You have no desire for drama, conflict or stress.
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I can’t wait for cookouts and drunk summer nights I’m already ready
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never forgiving Zillow for allowing someone to purchase my dream home. I was coming, damn
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Same people are never Going to clap for you. Win anyway
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When you’ve had an attitude for two days and he Finally asks “what the fuck is wrong with you?”