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Ain’t nobody stronger than a bitch tryna keep a nigga from pulling her pants down cause her coochie stank
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7year old me at 2am debating if I should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
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The workout selfies on my phone from the last year because I made zero progress
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We went from sharing food secrets bodily fluids & bad breath mornings to nothing
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Why does WISH get more and more wild on my timeline every season I’ve ordered nothing from them and they don’t even try to tempt me wtf is this
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” Are you single or taken?” Taken, taken a long ass break from you lying ass hoes.. leave me alone
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Are you single or taken taken taken a long ass break from you lying ass hoes leave me alone
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Arizona flipping from red to blue
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I swear to you I won’t stop until of legs are shaking and your neighbors know my name