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Date a woman who plans how to make money with you not how to get money from you
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Never address shade from trees with no fruit
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I went from mama to mommy to mom to bruh
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Niggas be like I’m cut from a different cloth yeah nigga you a chipotle napkin them rough assshits
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When you order night at the museum from wish
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Disappearing from ya life is my way If handling toxic/ungrateful as my shit about bitches like you don’t deserve my precious time and energy
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When you finally clean under the bed and find a used condom from 1987
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You aren’t from Ohio if you don’t know about Oreos & salsa
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You don’t know concentration until you have to carry this thing from the sink to the freezer