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Has anyone else lost track of time lately one minute it’s Monday and the next minute it’s Friday then you take a shower and get out and it’s Sunday again
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The sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5 pm bitch I have depression
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This is Alexi the Axolotl he has brought you a 48 pack of ramen as a gift
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I hope my ex is happy & healthy hope old friends who I out grown are doing good I hope everyone who has done me dirty has learned a lesson from it anybody I hurt I apologize forgiveness is important I’m ready for some serious blessings this year
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My sister told me that I remind her of our grandmother and that was the realest most fire thing anyone has ever said to me
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Pussy isn’t powerful every female has it your support is
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Wen ur so gorgeous that no one has the guts to talk to u
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Is it just me or has mcdonald’s gone from a happy child to a depressed middle aged adult
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The dating pool definitely has Pee in it