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Sometimes u have to blame yourself bc u knew better-Accountability
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I won’t ever tell you what you can and can’t do. I’ve signed up to be your partner, not your parent. If you wanna put yourself in a position that can ruin what we have,
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Most daycares have kitchen set so when you drop off Junior guess what he doing
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And next up in the Roaring twenties, We have on deck a massive flying spider invasion! Coming soon!
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You shouldn’t have to threaten to leave in order to receive the love you need
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I guess my next relationship gonna have to be private bc it’s gonna be my ex again
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Clock-in all summer it’s money to be made la have fun later
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I can’t wait to have weird costume sex 🤣🤣🤣 Imma be blankman😈
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“YOU hAVE nICE LiPs” yeah yeah yeah, lick your own Coochie