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Him: you don’t need lashes you pretty w/o them Me: I’m gone die in these human minks
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14 days of valentines starts tomorrow, if he don’t start by paying your rent on the 1st pack him tf up
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When you wake him up at three AM for the dick even though you know he’s tired but he still hits it anyway
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You could be selling a bottle of water for a dollar and you’re freind will buy it from someone else for three dollars because you didn’t sell it to him for fifty cent
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Him: if I give this dick your not gonna act crazy Her: *after dick*
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Never ask a man if he is single instead ask him is anyone under the impression that they are in a relationship with you
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Everybody telling me Move On, let him fuck y’all and see if y’all move on STFU
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If you love him learn to understand him men go through things too
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That come see me hit different when you like him, you want me to drive or fly bae