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I don’t post you because stories last 24 hours and we forever
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I don’t post you cause stories lady hours and we forever
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Remember this holiday season if someone buys you a $30 gift and they get paid approx $10/hr, they paid about three hours of their life to get you that gift
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I am no cook but I can follow the directions which said to let the bird chill in the sink for a few hours
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I know I’m hot but I also know I’m not a full time hot person I’m hot when I wanna be I choose my own hours I make my own schedule I do freelance hotness
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I finally understand what usher meant by fiftyeleven days umpteen hours
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I know I’m hot but I also know I’m not a full-time hot person I’m hot when I want to be I choose my own hours I make my own schedule I do freelance hotness
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It’s funny how you drinking eight cups of water a day seems impossible but seven beers and five shots in two hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw
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Girls be like sorry ignored you for eight months six days and four hours I was sleep