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Look at your Coochie would you eat your Coochie cause I would
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I really want to be 1 of those people who gets up at 7
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I just coughed now look how my niece just looked at me
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I cant be around people who think my growth is competition
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I just had a chick use a pickup line on me that made me wanna marry her
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How I sleep
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Money cant buy happiness but im happiest when I can buy whatever I want
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Me when I realized the kids are probably headed home for a 24 day weekend
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I once dated a girl who was a nurse