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I Love Onions But Wen Dey Under somebody Arms I Get So Mad
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I hope I’m in somebody’s top 5 of funniest people that they know
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Life so weird rn, like I truly don’t know what the fucc is goin on AT ALL
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I just wanna lay up & eat a burrito i don’t feel like going out.
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Me, taking one last look before I leave a party early and unannounced
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For me being chill is getting to the airport three hours before take off so I can sit in restaurant directly across from my gate and be anxious about missing my flight from there
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I might make some outrageous claims but I just be wanting chicken & see a nipple
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One’s closest to u be talking about “I ain’t got no friends But be bro ing U to death
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Ppl see me spending money on expensive shit think I’m rich … I ain’t rich I’m irresponsible