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When i was your man you didnt have to wait to the 15th
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Checked Kelley Blue Book today for my car value, & it ask if the tank was full or empty
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I just offered this man the world so idk where the rest of y’all gone live but it can’t be here.
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I want a Man so nasty he’ll stick a Welches fruit snack in my ass & suck it out my p🍑ssy
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I Like Being Single But Come On now Not Everyday
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Nobody offers to show me a cool rock they found anymore adulthood is so dumb.
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Niggaz be like I don’t care!! Thats what TLC was singing about redlight special?
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Name a sex position: that makes you cum quick!
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Some of you chicks wouldn’t get cuffed if you had 2 kilos 4 guns and yelled fuck the police in a federal court building