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If we’re talking and working on being in a relationship together then you shouldn’t be talking to nobody else on that level but me
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When you’re in the middle of storming Area 51 and a ratchet sex alien makes you clap her cheeks
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I had to do it
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Black people will put comet in their tub and walk away from it like it’s seasoning
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Introducing new Trojan condoms for women to filter out and protect you from all the fucking lies he be tellin
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Baby Selena quintanilla bidibidibombom
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Alright fellas let’s settle this once and for all where is the correct zone to pee
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I asked this bitch why her wedding ring on the wrong hand
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It’s already August so here’s an update on all the fun and crazy things