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Day 2hundred & 26ix with no sex. I’ve lost hearing in my right eye
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I need me a girlfriend so I can just go to her house & lay in her bed
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When you in the shower and you hear… “no you called my nigga phone who the fuck are you”
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Who remember this house from back in the glory days on Jerusalem ave in Uniondale?
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Single ppl don’t even be the hoes.. it be y’all mfs in RELATIONSHIPS
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If ya pussy do dat lil muscle grip thingy I’m nutting in you
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Nobody: me choking on my own saliva for no reason in my room
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I am no cook. But I can follow the directions. Which said to let the bird chill in the sink for a few hours.
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And next up in the Roaring twenties, We have on deck a massive flying spider invasion! Coming soon!