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This man sent me an Apple Pay for lunch and said ‘go put something in your stomach until I can be in there’ I KNOW THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT! March 22 2022
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Shoutout to the momma’s who make shit happen in any circumstances
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When you return to the party after seven minutes in heaven March 20 2022
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What do babies hear in the womb? March 19 2022
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Thinkin’ bout the day my future family calls in their ancestors for guidance and my goofy ass show up March 19 2022
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I be in my head more than I be on earth
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They’re telling the unjabbed to take the jab because the jab works 💉 And telling the jabbed to get a booster because the jab doesn’t work all while telling everyone that the unjabbed are putting the jabbed in danger by not getting a jab that didn’t protect the jabbed
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When you’re scoring in life they tend to forget about your assists. They’re so focused on what you get, they miss what you gave March 18 2022
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People should clock in when they leave home, not when they get to work. The commute is not free time. March 17 2022