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STOP TEXTING ME WYD & TEXT ME COME OUTSIDE & GET SOME HEAD IN THE CAR
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I’m cocaine this Halloween bc I know y’all gonna want a bump of me in the bathroom
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I hope I’m in somebody’s top 5 of funniest people that they know
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Next year I’ll be in my own house makin my own Thanksgiving dinner happy Thanksgiving tho holiday pay x2
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For me being chill is getting to the airport three hours before take off so I can sit in restaurant directly across from my gate and be anxious about missing my flight from there
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Don’t ft me in a car full of rowdy women asking where your dick at & shit
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ThruTheWire I see alot of kanye in me prepare to risk it all for the ppl that I ❤️ too
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When I text you 🍾🫗🥃all it means is I saw you pour that E+J in that Henny bottle.
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Some Men are once in a lifetime type of men, there is nothing after them