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life is definitely like a helicopter, idk how to operate a helicopter
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Eating Pussy is for Poor folk & I’m High Class, I Eat Lé Crème. De. Meow. Meow.
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This is How u look trying to get more coke at 4am!
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nowadays you gotta ask a man is we cheating or what
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“Death is random. In case I’m not here tomorrow, i love whoever loves me.”
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I made dinner & gave 3 men a plate omggg this is getting gooddddd!
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Nobody offers to show me a cool rock they found anymore adulthood is so dumb.
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WATWSLT | NEED ANSWERS: The K in knuckles is pointless
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Sitting here thinking 🤔! like which one of my facebook friends is gonna be my Valentines this year