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Us Libra’s ♎️ really rep our zodiac sign like it’s a hood
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IRS sent me a letter, I owe so much money I almost passed away reading it
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I remember when I gave this fat girl a chance & she ate it
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Let go on a date, park a chicken 🐔 truck next to chic Fila on Sundays & call it ‘SIDE CHIC!
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When your buddy is about to do something stupid, but you kind of want to see it
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Single ppl don’t even be the hoes.. it be y’all mfs in RELATIONSHIPS
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Don’t be sneaky with someone who has spiritual gifts they either dream it, discern it, see it, hear it, or smell I’m telling you.
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It be like 3 days I post 7 times consistently the next I disappear for a month
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Between the time i realize I’m drunk, it be too late! I be drunk as hell