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You will accidentally love it here, don’t play with me
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Just because I find you attractive doesn’t mean I like you, you’re appealing to my eyes not my heart or mind it is not that deep
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Don’t ask why my (D) so good during sex idk I got it on my birthday
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Black history fact: Slaves used to ball up cornbread and throw it at the hound dogs to escape at night. that’s why they are called hush puppies’
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When did you realize Micheal Jackson was saying imma say it one mo time I’m not gon stop and not mamasay mamasah mumakusa
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I almost spit on my corndog before I ate it I gotta quit sucking dick
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I promise you somebody took that same situation u in rn n bodied it find a solution
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A friends just pointed out that underdog’s nemesis Simon bar sinister looks just like Rudy Guliani and now I can never unsee it
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A guy from Germany tried to name all 50 states nailed it