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Congratulations you successfully made it to may
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When you check your bank account and it says your balance is $120084
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Kids today got it lucky they can find out school is cancelled thru a text theyll never know the feeling
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If I spend money on you its not because I got it like that but I got you like that
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Find the panda good luck I haven’t found it yet
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Fuck it give them all $1000
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America sure is having some bad luck it’s almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground
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When you a dog and she’s a dog but y’all tryna make it work
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I put google eyes on my trash can and now it looks concerned whenever it starts getting full