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It’s funny how you drinking eight cups of water a day seems impossible but seven beers and five shots in two hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw
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It’s crazy how you can never do enough for a person that does nothing for you
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Everybody want a pretty girlfriend till it’s time for her to go outside
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I thought god answered my prayers it’s fuckin diapers
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It’s not hard to recognize when someone is no longer for you. It’s just hard to accept it
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Whether it’s fat or flat it can still be Thrown back
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If I fuck with you anything I do for you isn’t a favor it’s all love just look out for me when it’s time
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This how most! Mika feel about you for no reason because it’s just something about you
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Setting boundaries isn’t always easy or nice, but it’s necessary, spiritual, and empowering