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Me faking sleeping in the car as a kid so I can get carried inside
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This year has been a disaster but at least I didn’t have a kid with my ex
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Not a cell phone in sight just a kid living the moment
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It’s funny how you drinking eight cups of water a day seems impossible but seven beers and five shots in two hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw
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My kid, why are you yelling?
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If y’all wanna be 40 getting a kid dressed for kindergarten then that’s on y’all
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This kid was born with a suspended drivers license
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Man I kid you not this here is a gift from god
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There no kid as bad as my daughter she for sale anyone want a demon