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My mom is so dang dramatic I don’t even know how to get in the tub
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When you know someone is lying to you but you can’t say anything
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Sometimes you just have to remove people without warning we’re getting too old to be explaining what they already know they’re doing wrong
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Don’t jack the Bronx if you don’t know where this at
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I don’t know which family member need to hear this but I was always grandma’s favorite grandkid
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How you holding up? Sheeeeit you know taking it one day at a time
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You before you knew what dis dick do vs you after you know what dis dick do
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You know yo life boring whe. You only wear work clothes and bed clothes