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putting 5 lemons in your water isn’t gonna balance out the fact that you chugged 6 vodka cranberries in under 25 minutes last night Jessica May 9 2022
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You know a nigga on his last chance wit his girl when he finally post her
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If you single stay fkn single, I’m out here apologizing for falling asleep early last night April 13 2022
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Her son watching me sprinkle the cheese on his last pizza lunchable at 2am April 6 2022
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I don’t post you because stories last 24 hours and we forever
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Let this be the last year you tolerate unsupportive friends, family & fake love
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My moms took all my electronic devices away last week so I had to jack off to these ceiling tiddies fml
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The workout selfies on my phone from the last year because I made zero progress
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I got propose to last night I said no