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Having the right woman in your life is like printing your own money
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Smash who I want, Ignore who I want, Neglect who I want Go where I want, Leave when I want, Enjoy life how I want
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Do you ever just meet one person and at first it is awkward then you start talking and it’s like holy shit where have you been all my life
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Remember this holiday season if someone buys you a $30 gift and they get paid approx $10/hr, they paid about three hours of their life to get you that gift
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I woulda stayed in the ballsack if I knew life was gonna be like this
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Sometimes people must be escorted from the VIP section of your life to a regular seat
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I always wanna get my life together in the middle of the night
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I always wanna get my life together in the middle of the night
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You go thru 3 stages in life, losses, lessons, and blessings