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Why bills never go on sale like rent 50% off or buy 1light bill and get the gas bill free
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Y’all really be standing in the cold with that cigarette like it’s a hot chocolate
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Her: Good luck finding another girl like me girls like her:
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Bbw pussy be putting a nigga right to sleep like damn I had shit to do, fat bitch March 11 2022
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Somebody grandma on here looking like she gotta only pastors page
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I don’t care how flat my ass is you better rub it like you washing dishes
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Why my cousin don’t ever be like “wassup lil cuz, here’s $5000
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Real men don’t check phones. They check your oil, washer fluids, transmission fluids, brakes, tire pressure, your gas gauge and shit like that
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I’ve decided to do it like it’s my bday for the rest of my life.