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Everybody got that 1 friend that’s always calling from new numbers talking about
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I told Otis to stay away from the bee but he didn’t listen, now he’s out here looking like the Kardashians
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I better not see no thanksgiving food looking like this at someone table
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Be yourself so that people looking for you can find you
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People always say love finds you when you aren’t looking for it like ok I’m not looking now where is it
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The weekend out here looking like mr satan
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I have never in my entire adult life seen so many now hiring signs people stop looking for hands outs and go to work
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When he comes home hungry looking for snacks in the pantry
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My asshole looking at me after I wiped it with the toilet paper from work