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Listen, you get 4 free sniffles around me before I ask, coke or Covid
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Somebody please teach me how to scam… I need a million dollars by Friday
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Fart so loud in Walmart does old lady asked me ‘what do you say baby?
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I want him loyal, nasty, on his grind and most importantly all about me
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Me: “I don’t think any customers will come in this weather”
The customers: March 29 2022 -
Her: I’m so happy you’re not like the other guys that just want to Smash.
Me: -
Me: I’m done arguing, this shit dead also me: actually matter of fact bitch
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My mom sent me a friend request….BLOCKED, you not one of my lil friends remember?
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Therapist: is she toxic? Me: she cooked without salt, so that I’d think I had covid.