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Unlock me ant let’s be toxic one more time
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Drinking with me not recommended very toxic will blackout
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First day on the job they asked me if I smoked I said Yea manager said good go roll the silver wear
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As I get older the more I start to realize what a great job my parents did raising me because some people are just wow
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Me sneaking into the kitchen with no pants on at 2:24 am to eat shredded cheese
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I hate being in a Spanish household they gave me soda in a cup that use to be a fucking candle
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The last time people were excited to see me
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Bro nobody can convince me that this not evil Dave Chappell
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Dear tax time ballers they can’t repo your new tattoo hit me up for an appt