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Tryna put someones son in a headlock with my thighs. Respectfully.
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PLEASE stop getting these slow ass girls pregnant tired of seeing “Am pregnant”
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Walmart thought that Negropolitan ice cream was finna take off
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“Death is random. In case I’m not here tomorrow, i love whoever loves me.”
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When you ain’t moving around like everyone else… it bothers people.
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I just be out here trying to be the best hoochie daddy to somebody BM & kids
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Even in hell I’m be like can u take this picture of me sitting on this melting lava
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If one looking for me I’m be in the house like i’m on probation
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I made dinner & gave 3 men a plate omggg this is getting gooddddd!