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If you want to be happy be happy on purpose when you wake up in the morning you can’t just wait and see what kind of day you have
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I don’t need no man to help me raise my son
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Idgaf if it’s three am my man say he hungry I’m in the kitchen ass naked
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Don’t ask me for no advice baby I fell in love with my sneaky link up
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Been practicing my step daddy voice aye what yo mama just tell you to do
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My plug gave me an edible Ramen noodles wtf
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Three ago I DM my crush telling her I’m gonna take her out on a date. Yesterday I asked her to marry me
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Dang you nutted already? Me: I tell you what! In my *jeezy voice*
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We went from fucking raw to not even speaking my chest