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Spent to much time chasing others in their dreams I forgot to chase my own
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Stop posting that old stimulus check article raising my blood pressure
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I avoid stuff because my temper can go from 0 to life in prison
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At my funeral I want someone to stand up and say at least hes not an asshole anymore
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Alcoholics be like drink it it tastes like juice bitch why my chest hot
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Now I be like oh shit I forgot my mask like Im Batman or something
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The government want us to home school our kids but he’ll I was in special ed my damn self wtf you want me to show him how to bite people
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Do yall prep your meat like this or in a bowl got a debate going on with my friend RN
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My buddy strapped up cause when I hit da 500000 we