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That moment you realize you ran out of tissue
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When she drunk and tries to give you head
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When a stud get mad and take her shirt off but forgot she aint a guy
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diamonds was once a girls best friend … until ciroc hookah and leggings came out
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And i’m claiming simba on my taxes this year
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Guys be like happy side chick Sunday
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To do list: fuck your bitch
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Respect the dick “that got hard for you when the wig n eye lashes came off
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They said “You are what u eat” so I guess that why i’m never enough