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Im a man bold enough to tell your BD, this my family now
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Is anybody manifesting me?? cause I’ll pack my spend the night bag right fucking now
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I will never tell a girl “ Get comfortable” again she took her wig off, make up and lashes now I’m stuck with this hardworking nigga
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I remember when girls used to cry when they get exposed… now it’s 4.99 a month
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New York chicks be like: deadass come crack my shit I’m dumb moist right now my guy
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I will no longer be referred to as unvaccinated. I am now
going by the name “pureblood” -
Permanently unavailable for people who thought I was an option now get the entire fuck out my face love
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Shout out to our parents because we had no clue how hard they was hustling for us we get it now
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Rises up kings, sundress season is officially over! It’s y’all turn to shine now