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This Turkey day the bag wine out & I’m stabbing a straw in it like it’s a CapriSun
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Stop scrolling for a minute & recommend me a good song.
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Soon as I tell someone I’m an Libra they act like I said I’m Related to Hitler
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Sometimes u just need your social media to rant to & suddenly you’re okay.
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always ready to say goodbye to anything or anybody
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Hate a “Don’t nut on my face” ass chick get yo boring ass out my grandma bed
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It’s ok to love a man women. It’s ok to tell a man you was cooking women. It’s ok if u have a man show up & accompany you. It’s ok not to have all the answers women. It’s ok to show interest in a man that you like. It’s ok to let your guard down women.
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Women went from cooking like they mama, to drinking like they daddy. & wearing wigs like they granny!
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Send me a booty clapping video I’m probably sad