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Going out with a bang this summer because next summer ima be pregnant
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I be in my car trying to figure out where is that $40 I gave you 3 hours ago
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putting 5 lemons in your water isn’t gonna balance out the fact that you chugged 6 vodka cranberries in under 25 minutes last night Jessica May 9 2022
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Fact checkers never existed until the truth started getting out! May 5 2022
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Damnnn somebody said that shit out loud May 5 2022
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puts myself out there, puts myself back Bc wtf was I thinkin…
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FUN FACT: The Feds don’t do bonds they do deals so how u get out again
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I can feel a bad vibe like I can fill a gram missing out of a eighth May 4 2022
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There is nothing more traumatizing than seeing your mama fall out in church as kid May 4 2022