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Leaving my phone connected to my speaker all day/night I’m not missing that bank ding
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Me making sure my girl all the way in the store before I check my phone and text the love of my life back
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When you’re using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls
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When he slap you out yo sleep with yo phone and say bitch so who the fuck is d money got bando
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Fellas please stop going through your girl phone have some respect for me and her privacy
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Me googling a phone number instead of answering it
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The workout selfies on my phone from the last year because I made zero progress
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Next time your girl piss u off reply he busy and turn off your phone for a hour follow me for more relationship advice
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Warning do not put me on, speaker phone i am not speaker phone material