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When you check your friend page because you haven’t seen them post in a while and it says ADD FRIEND
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When I pet a dog and the owner says wow he never lets strangers do that
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When he says he’s about to cum and you flex the pussy muscles on him
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You gotta watch anyone who’s says some hater shit in a joking way
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CDC says you’re 82% more likely to catch these hands than COVID
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When your mom says you better eat while we here cause I’m not cooking or stopping for food
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When you check your bank account and it says your balance is $120084
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When you see a status that says eight comments but you can only see three blocked lives matter
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It’s like Jim Jones goes to get his hair braided and says when you’re done brush it